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It has been known for many years that sex was good exercise, but
until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content
of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary"
research they are proud to present the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent............................12 Calories
Without her consent.......................2187 Calories
This is currently known as "The University of Colorado Move" >>>


OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands..............................8 Calories
With one hand...............................12 Calories
With your teeth............................485 Calories


PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection.............................6 Calories
Without an erection.......................3315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary...................................12 Calories
69 lying down................................78 Calories
69 standing up..............................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow................................216 Calories
Doggy Style.................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier.........................2912 Calories


ORGASMS:
Real.........................................112 Calories
Fake........................................1315 Calories


POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging..............................18 Calories
Getting up immediately...........................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years...................................36 Calories
30-39 years...................................80 Calories
40-49 years..................................124 Calories
50-59 years.................................1972 Calories
60-69 years.................................7916 Calories
70 and over......................Results are still pending


DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly........................................32 Calories
In a hurry....................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door........5218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door.......13,521 Calories

Your results may vary.